Origo

I had a great experience today. I went to Sports Authority, and once inside the store I cut through the women's department. As I was walking through the bathing suits I saw myself in a mirror that made me look slim and tall! On my way back out of the store, I paused at the mirror again to see if I had been imagining things. Sure enough, it made me look slim and tall! I've decided there is a government conspiracy permitting consumers to buy only mirrors that make them look short and stocky. Somehow, one of the accurate mirrors slipped out and somehow Sports Authority got it. I am now on a quest to find one of those rare mirrors that reflect the true me!